Day 1... D Day

 So, if you don't love Pauly Shore the way I do you may not get the blog title I picked. I thought it rather witty and entertaining. Let me allow you to bask in the genius that is Pauly Shore by adding a YouTube vid from that cinematic classic, Encino Man.

  Now that you are either laughing with a ping of nostalgia or still lost let's dive into the issue at hand, juicing. What exactly am I doing? Well, I'm taking fruits and veggies and putting them into the juicer and making juice to drink for the next 60 days. Hot damn don't it sound easy? Why yes I think it does so, what's the catch? The catch is I'm drinking juice...only. No actual mastication will be taking place. Easy now, reread that last little bit if you're wondering what that has to do with anything. What I'm talking about it abstaining from chomping into a cheeseburger, breezing my way through a burrito, slamming thru a sammich. Sounds like fun right? Yeah, I didn't think so either.

  So why, Jessica, what in the world are ya doing, where did you get this idea? I saw a brilliant film called Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead.  (watch the trailer, it's good) It's hard to admit that I am fat. I know it intellectually, I understand it in my brain yet I don't want to deal with all that comes along with accepting it. But I feel like shit every day. (Sorry Gramma) I am going to turn 29 in two months and I don't think that most people my age feel the way I do. I need to make a change, I'm 5'3' and 284 pounds. I want no pills or crap to buy and get addicted to, believe it or not I am concerned about my health, contrary to the obvious. This makes sense to me, veggies and fruits. I need to retrain my taste buds. Hopefully this is going to be the kickstarter that helps me change for the better. Maybe I will add before and after pics, I promise nothing. I don't want to scare everyone :)